Ever woken up and felt like a human burrito, completely wrapped up and unable to move?

I did.

One morning, I found myself lying there, eyes wide open, unable to twitch a finger or whisper a word. It was like my body decided to hit the snooze button, but my brain was already up, ready to start the day. Turns out, it’s a thing—sleep paralysis.

About six percent of the world’s population experiences it.

So, if you’ve ever felt like a statue while waking up, you’re not alone. Now, imagine the scene. My cat, Sunshine, staring at me like I’m an alien invader, and I’m there, desperately trying to telepathically tell him, “No, I’m not dead, just paralyzed.” Eventually, my body caught up, and I sprang back to life, much to Sunshine’s relief. Or disappointment. Hard to tell with cats.

Here’s where it gets interesting for us marketers.

That moment of paralysis? It’s a lot like when your marketing efforts are stuck. You’ve got great ideas, and your audience is right there, but something’s just not clicking. You’re frozen. But just like with sleep paralysis, it’s temporary. Your strategy can wake up, spring back to life, and engage your audience again.

Here’s the thing about marketing paralysis.

It often happens when we focus too much on one area and neglect others. Maybe your social media posts are consistent, but your email campaigns are lagging. Or your Content is amazing, but your SEO is missing the mark. It’s easy to feel stuck. But just like waking up from sleep paralysis, getting your marketing moving again is possible. You need to jolt your strategy awake.

Try something new.

Experiment with different Content formats. Engage with your audience in unexpected ways. Remember, every marketer faces these moments. The key is to keep moving, keep trying, and never let temporary paralysis hold you back. So, next time your marketing feels like it’s stuck, remember my human burrito moment. It’s just a glitch. A funny, weird, slightly terrifying glitch that you can overcome with a little creativity and persistence.

Speaking of creativity, have you ever tried explaining sleep paralysis to someone?

It’s like trying to describe the plot of a really weird dream. “Yeah, so I woke up, but I couldn’t move. I was wide awake but totally paralyzed.” It sounds like a bad sci-fi movie. But it’s real, and it’s scary. Just like facing a marketing slump can be. You’re there, ready to roll, but something’s holding you back.

When I finally shook off that paralyzing morning, it got me thinking about how often we feel stuck in our professional lives. It’s not just about marketing, it’s about any creative endeavor. You start with a burst of energy and ideas, but somewhere along the line, you hit a wall. Maybe it’s writer’s block, or maybe it’s a dip in engagement. Whatever it is, it feels insurmountable at the moment.

But here’s the thing: these moments of paralysis are temporary.

They feel like they’ll last forever, but they won’t. The trick is to not panic. Don’t let that feeling of being stuck turn into a full-blown crisis. Instead, take a step back. Look at what’s working and what isn’t. Sometimes, the solution is simpler than you think. Maybe you need a break. Maybe you need to shake things up.

Remember Sunshine, my ever-judgmental cat? He’s a great example of how to handle these moments. Cats don’t worry about being stuck. They don’t stress about the future. They live in the moment, fully. And when they want something, they go for it with single-minded determination. We could all use a little more cat-like focus in our lives.

So, the next time you find yourself paralyzed by a marketing slump or any other creative block, channel your inner cat. Be curious. Be determined. Don’t be afraid to try new things. And most importantly, remember that this too shall pass. Just like sleep paralysis, your stuck moment is temporary.

In marketing, as in life, the key is to keep moving forward.

Try new strategies, test different approaches, and never stop learning. Engage with your audience in new ways. Maybe it’s a live video, a quirky social media post, or an unexpected email campaign. The possibilities are endless.

And hey, if all else fails, take a nap. Sometimes, the best ideas come when you’re least expecting them. Just ask Sunshine. He seems to have it all figured out.

Stay weird and keep marketing.

And if you ever need a boost, remember, every marketer faces these moments. The key is to keep moving, keep trying, and never let temporary paralysis hold you back.

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Rocky Schexneider
Rocky Schexneider

My name is Rocky Schexneider. I retired from Sowela Technical Community College after twenty-one years as a Computer Technology Instructor. I have been doing a little traveling after retirement but decided to get back into the internet marketing arena to supplement my income. I plan to share my journey as I navigate the process of earning income online.

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